One Couple's Stumblings Through Parenthood and Marriage

Friday, October 07, 2005

Justin to A & G: You Suck!

Last night my mom and I attended an 'Evening with Sean Hannity.' It was a small venue - the Radisson Hotel Sacramento - with no more than a thousand in attendance (it was sold out). In fact, we were seated only ten rows back from the outdoor stage. The event was hosted by my favorite morning talk show hosts, Armstrong & Getty. The other speaker was Ollie North. We had a great time. Both North and Hannity gave great talks (more to come on that later). But I really enjoyed my boys, A & G. After Ollie got off the stage, A & G came back to introduce Sean Hannity. Armstrong began complaining that no one had come out to heckle them yet. He said that he understood if the sleeper hecklers were waiting for Hannity, but that they would really appreciate a good 'you suck.' On an impulse, I lept to my feet and shouted at the top of my lungs "YOU SUCK!"
They laughed, the audience laughed. In short, I was hilarious. At the end of the event I was able to meet Jack and Joe (A & G). They were real nice guys, very friendly and genuine. I was thoroughly impressed. I asked Joe to sign their picture for me as follows:

When I walked up to Joe, he looked at me and said, "Oh, you're the 'you suck' guy."

Pretty much, I am their favorite listener, and will forever be in their hearts. Keep that green-headed monster of jealousy down, children!



Anonymous said...

You know suck.

Raging Wombat said...

No I don't. Stop saying that.